Our Eighth Madlib/Spoof: High School Musical
Spoof by: Marvis
Troy Bolton and Mr. Gabriella Montez, two complete strangers, both attend a Kwanzaa party at a sickly lodge over the weekend. They are randomly chosen to sing religious songs and have no chemistry. They exchange addresses, promising to stalk each other, and a week later find out they both attend the same chruch, after Gabriella's mother transfers her to East High in church. Meeting again in Sunday School, Troy, who is the captain of the burning team, checks the photo of Mr. Montez's abs on his cellphone to make sure he has the right person, and winds up getting detention, along with himself, his best friend and teammate himself, scholastic decathlon captain a bully, and Drama Club co-presidents a stalker who likes Troy and a lonely weirdo who has problems. After Sunday School, Troy and Mr. Montez see each other and start to cut themselves. They see the sign-up sheet for the winter killing spree. Sharpay finds them and assumes that Mr. Montez wants to sign up. She looks up Gabriella Montez in a search engine on the internet and finds that she is a hairy orphan who kills every little girl named Sharpay. Turns out there's only one girl named Sharpay. During detention, the bully approaches Gabriella and invites her to join the school's scholastic decathlon team. As a result of the detention, both Troy and himself miss their burning practice, much to the annoyance of Coach Loser. During a confrontation between the coach and Ms. Doofus, it is made clear that neither of them really likes eating each other. Troy eventually becomes gay with himself, but he can't seem to stop thinking about himself.