Tenth Mad Lib/Spoof: Poker Face by:Lady Gaga
Spoof by: Marvis
I wanna hold em' like they do in Poop please
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby Eat with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition play the cards with Pigs to start
And after he's been Peeed I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him shot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him shot, show him what I've got
Can't Die my,
Can't my
No he can't read my Barney face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my Barney face
(she's got me like nobody)
B-b-b-barney face, b-b-barney face
(Dad dad dad dah)
B-b-barney face, b-b-barney face
(Dad dad dad dah)
I wanna Prance with him a Hairy pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a teddy bear
And baby when it's love if its not fun it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him Rot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I'm not
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my elmo face
E-e-elmo face, e-e-elmo face
(Duh duh duh duh)
E-e-elmo face, e-e-elmo face
(Duh duh duh duh)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my Porkchops
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my Hit-an'-Runnin'
Just like a brick in the casino
Take your panties before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm Hideous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my Dora face
(he's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my Dora face
(he's got me like nobody)
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby Eat with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition play the cards with Pigs to start
And after he's been Peeed I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him shot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him shot, show him what I've got
Can't Die my,
Can't my
No he can't read my Barney face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my Barney face
(she's got me like nobody)
B-b-b-barney face, b-b-barney face
(Dad dad dad dah)
B-b-barney face, b-b-barney face
(Dad dad dad dah)
I wanna Prance with him a Hairy pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a teddy bear
And baby when it's love if its not fun it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him Rot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I'm not
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my elmo face
E-e-elmo face, e-e-elmo face
(Duh duh duh duh)
E-e-elmo face, e-e-elmo face
(Duh duh duh duh)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my Porkchops
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my Hit-an'-Runnin'
Just like a brick in the casino
Take your panties before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm Hideous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my Dora face
(he's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my Dora face
(he's got me like nobody)